Monday, August 6, 2012

Ted Nugent. Not hyperbolic at all

To our species.  He was boarn rich,Ted Nugent: 'Obama Represents Everything Bad About Humanity': via HuffPost

    Yes, I know stupid people will say stupid things but glaringly ridiculous tripe, even when spewed by c-list red neck ignorant cave men like ted nugent, needs to be debunked.  So i'll start at the top.  Obama represents all that is bad about humanity?  Fucking really Ted Nugent?  If there was some award given out by the League of Mothefucking Evil for the 'person or persons whom best embodies all that is bad about humanity' you would nominate Barack Obama?  
      In your backwoods, Budweiser, Skoal and Deer Musk infused brain, the president of the united states is a better embodiment of all that is bad with humanity than, say, Joseph Kony, or perhaps Mummar Ghadafi or even Benjamin Nantanyahu?  This Hyperbolic bullshit does NOTHING to advance the political debate in this country, and honestly its a debate we need to fucking have. 
     Things are seriously messed up in our country, and wee need to have honest, informed discussions so that we can begin to fix things.  The first and perhaps most import step is to eliminate the bad ideas from our discourse.  This is is a bad idea.  Completely off the chain incindiary drivel like this needs to be called out as idiocy before america can move on and have what approaches a real conversation about political parties and ideas in this country.
       Barack obama is not the living embodiment of evil.  He is not awarded a prize every year by a cabal of supervillians for being a better representative of all that is bad about humanity that their resureected hitler clone that the have working as a wal mar greeter.  Do you realize how utterly and completely stupid these thigs are to say?  And Nugent believes them?  Its absurd, completel fucking absurd.

    It gets better.  Not only does Nugent apparetnyl believe that Lex Luthor, The Red Skull, the Board of Directers at Enron, Bernie Madoff and Satan get together annually to decide who the representative for the human race is, they also seem to believe that the Justice League get together and Decide annually who represents all that is good in humanity.  The winner of that award according to Nugent?  Mitt Fucking Romney.

    Yes, Mitt Romney better embodies all that is good in humanity, much more so that people like, abe lincon, freer of the slaves, or thomas jefferson, father of the constitution.  No, those people while their contributions to humanity were both varies permanent and substantial, they pale in comparison to mitt's impressive list of contributions to humanity

For starters he was born rich, so he didnt have to do any of that silly self-making that other people have to do.  Its tiresome and makes you sweat.  Can;t have that, its unsightly. 
Secondly, he's destroyed countless companies and laid off thousands of american workers by offering their jobs to countries that can do them at a fraction of the cost in facilities that offer none of the expensive worker protections found in america.  So not only can the work get done for operational costs that are pennis on the dollar vs us costs the corkers have added perks like possible hand or limb loss, death from exhaustion, daily exposure to carcinogens and more. 

     Yes, Mitt Romney represents all that is good in this world, with his incessant kowtowing to whichever audience he happens to be adressing, his confusing stance-switching and position reversing, his shallow devaluation for human life and his willingness to rush off to yet another war in the middle east make him the obvious choice really.

     There are things I dislike about both candidates, and I have said as much.  But things like this need to be stopped.  They detract importance from a serious fact-based discussuion that needs to happen all across americal on all income and solcial levels.  When Ted Nugents opens his idiot maw and the stupidity drools out, and we, as a nation, pay attention to it, it makes us look bad.  All of us, you, me Ted, that guy that washes the dee sperm off Ted's hunting gloves, all of it.  It makes Americal look like a ship of fools and we cant afford that when the worlds needs our leadership.''

     There are tough problems to solve, and we need to come up with the solutions together, we can only do that by cutting off the voices and ideas that do us no good.  Ideas and voices like this.  "Obama represents everything thats bad about humanity" isnt an idea, it isnt a solution to any problem we already have.  Its just an insult, its just an incindiary statement, those things dont help.  If Ted Nugent was a patriot, if Ted Nugent cared about his county, he wouldnt be using his 'status' to offer the people insults, hed be using it to offer us solutions.  Or at least better words that the he has already used.   

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